Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Dancing Research






Here is a great scientific look at dance. This study takes an in depth look at who can dance, why we dance, and what people dance to. Take a look.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7YSGh5mm3I&search=chapelle

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Made Me Laugh


My boss just showed me this video. I had to share it. Too funny. I know a few people that could use this. See the link below. Make sure you wait for the ad to end.

http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/commercials/Toot_Tone/

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Welcome To This World

I am sorry that I have not posted this info sooner, but I have been very busy, and honestly the last thing on my mind has been posting stuff up on my blog. However, after a lot of calls and emails rebuking me for not posting something, I thought I should put something up.

Brittany and I were blessed with a baby girl on March 18th. Her name is London Shea and she was born at 6:34 am. She was born on my birthday which made it even better. She is a beautiful baby, and she is doing wonderful. London was 6 lbs 10 oz at birth.

My wife Brittany is also well, and is did an amazing job at delivering London. Brittany is a very tough woman and I am so proud of her. She is going to be an incredible mother. I love her so much.

No words can explain what we are feeling. London is a true gift from God, and we are blessed and honored to have her as our daughter. We are very excited for the adventure ahead.

I will post pictures of her as quickly as I can. Thank you for all your prayers. Keep London in your prayers. That she would grow to be a Godly woman, and have a true heart for the Lord and people. I have no doubt that God has great plans for her.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Bye Bye

Tonight we will say goodbye to Bucky on American Idol. I may be wrong, but I have a good feeling I am correct on this one.

Out.

Friday, March 17, 2006

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Really Quick

Bucky goes home tonight on American Idol.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Baby Update

Many people have been wondering if we have had our baby yet. Sorry, but still no baby. Brittany has given it too good of home and it will not come out and play with me. I will keep you updated.

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Who's Going Home This Week?




I predict these 4 will be going home this week
on American Idol.

Friday, March 03, 2006

Softball


Saturday morning I have my first softball practice of the year. Our season starts March 31. Last year I blew my hamstring in our first game. I am hoping it does not happen tomorrow. It is an evil pain. I will keep you updated.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

American Idol Predictions


This is who I think will be going home tonight.

Unknown

We may wait till He explains,
Because we know that Jesus reigns.

It puzzles me; but, Lord, You understand,
And will one day explain this crooked thing.
Meanwhile, I know that it has worked out Your best-
Its very crookedness taught me to cling.

You have fenced up my ways, made my paths crooked,
To keep my wand'ring eyes fixed on You,
To make me what I was not, humble, patient;
To draw my heart from earthly love to You.

So I will thank and praise You for this puzzle,
And trust where I cannot understand.
Rejoicing You do hold me worth such testing,
I cling the closer to Your guiding hand.

Pandora


I wanted to share a very cool site that I was introduced to by my friend Carrie. Pandora was created by the Music Genome Project. I suggest you all check it out. http://www.pandora.com/

Big ups to Carrie (who I still think resembles Jenny McCarthy).

Enjoy.

Friday, February 24, 2006

Soon

I will post something soon. I want to say I am sorry to my small but loyal group of readers. I am have been so busy that my head is spinning. I will get something out very soon.

Saturday, February 18, 2006

Olympic Blunder


Call me mean. Call me what ever you want. What I saw the last night on the olympics last night, was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Not only was it funny, but in my estimation, it was exactly what should have happened.

Jacobellis was way ahead in her snowboarding race when she decided to be a showoff and pose for the cameras. She didn't land her last jump because of her hot dog move, and crashed causing her to lose out on the gold medal. See the attached story. http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/torino2006/snowboarding/news?slug=yhoo-agoldengaffe&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

If there is ever a time in sports where we don't need showboats, it is in the olympics. Jacobellis deserved what she got, and she should be ashamed. She will now go down in history for this gaffe. My guess is her career will not be remembered, except for this faux paus.

I laughed hard.

Friday, February 03, 2006

Kung Pao Chicken



I don't have anything to write about, other than the fact that it was a long day at work and that I am very hungry.

I am going to go home and beg my wife to go out for Chinese food tonight. I am craving some Kung Pao Chicken. I think tonight I want it extra spicy and a lot of rice.

Let' s hope my wife is up for Chinese food tonight.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Pain Possibly Added To Art

I am a huge Van Gogh fan. Not only do I find his art intriguing, but his life was fascinating as well. He was very often misunderstood, and endured a lot of hard times.

E.J. Mundell has written an interesting article about what may have contributed to the art of some of the greats, such as Van Gogh.

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Words Of Comfort

My wife has a doctors appointment tomorrow. Tomorrow's appointment has me feeling very afraid and anxious. Brittany is going to be having weekly fetal stress tests. They are going to be monitoring the heart rate of our baby because it has slowed down lately. The heart rate should be between 140-160 and as of now it is 133. It has continued to get lower at every appointment. We are praying that the heart rate will rise and that everything is fine. We ask for your prayers as well.

Tonight I was reading Psalm 34 and verse 4 calmed my heart. I don't know if you are out there and you are dealing with fear as well, but if you are I pray that this verse speaks peace to you as it does me.

Psalm 34:4
"I sought the Lord, and he answered me; he delivered me from all my fears."

I also am comforted by this verse

John 14:27
"Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid."

There are so many other verses that are great, but these are two that I wanted to share now. It is cool how God always speaks to you through his word.

Monday, January 30, 2006

Reading Books

Al Mohler posts some thoughts on reading at the Together for the Gospel Blog.
http://blog.togetherforthegospel.org/2006/01/some_thoughts_o.html

Friday, January 27, 2006

The Next Big Thing



This is one big dude. I mean, can you imagine fighting this guy? For those of you that used to play Nintendo, you will remember the game Mike Tyson's Punch Out. The character would play was a little up and coming boxer named Lil' Mac. In fact the little guy in this picture reminds me of Lil' Mac. During the game, when you would punch the opposition in the head, you would have to jump up to do so. It appears this guy may have had to do the same thing.

This is the newest and biggest boxer, who comes to us from Russia. He is 7 ft. tall and weighs in at around 335 pounds. You can read about him here. http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-boxer27jan27,0,4797801.story?coll=la-home-headlines

He beat John Ruiz for the WBA heavyweight championship in December. This is a big man. If anyone wants to take him on, I will set it up.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

For All You Musicians



I have been listening to a lot of Jamie Cullum lately. He is an incredible musician, and very gifted on the piano. I encourage you to all check out his music. His newest album is "Catching Tales".

The guy in this clip has some skills on the keys as well. This clip comes to me from my friend Kelly. I wanted to share it with all of you.

http://www.transbuddha.com/alphamonkey/html/pianoballs.html

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Baby Update



I am sure some of you are getting sick of my baby updates, but you are going to have to deal with it. The days keep getting closer until the due date, and Brittany are I are so excited we can hardly take it. In fact we are down to 52 days until the due date, so it could be even sooner than that.

Here is an update as to what has been going on with the baby.

The baby's toenails are now fully formed. If the baby is a boy, his testes are still making their descent. Because of the rapid brain growth of the last few weeks, the circumference of our the baby's head has increased by about 3/8 inch. The developing brain pushes outward on the skull, but it also folds upon itself to create more of the convolutions.

The baby is continuing to grow at an amazing rate. Right now, it should measure around a foot long and weigh about 3-3.75 pounds. That is the equivalent of 7 cups of water. By the time this week ends, our baby will have added almost 3/8 inch to its length.

The volume of amniotic fluid has reached its maximum by now. As the baby grows, there will be less fluid and more baby an so considerable movement from within is obvious. Our baby must be a wild one because it is always moving like crazy. At this stage the baby will also sometimes practice sucking by sucking their thumbs or fingers.

It is all so cool, and a true miracle of God. Brittany and I wait with great anticipation. We will keep you updated.

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Triumph vs Star Wars Geeks

I am a huge Star Wars fan. However, I do have a problem with the people that dress up as their favorite characters, and hang out in the movie line days before the opening. I am very confused by the amount of adults that dress up as if they are Jedi or something. To me it is like a grown man that wears a boy scout uniform. It is all very disturbing.

Here is a great clip of Triumph confronting some Star Wars geeks.
He is just killing them.
Enjoy!
http://www.devilducky.com/media/2536/

Monday, January 16, 2006

Rap Battle

You have never seen anyone flow like this. Check this out. It is almost painful.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5875655969618606673&q=rap+battle

50 cent, Eminem, LL Cool J, and all you other wannabes...

Watch out MC Raindrop is in the house!

Big ups to my boy Sife who sent me this link.

Saturday, January 14, 2006

Divisional Playoffs



Okay, so I was only .500 on my predictions for the Wild Card Weekend. However, I am feeling good about my predictions for the Divisional Playoffs. Here they are.

Washington at Seattle

Washington has been riding a good winning streak, but this week it will come to an end. Seattle has played great all year long, and I believe they will be too much for Washington. Clinton Portis may break some long runs, but all of his outrageous costumes, won't get him anywhere this week. Look for Hasselbeck to lead his team on. Seattle wins.

Seattle 28 Washington 17

New England at Denver

Yeah, I know it's New England, but this year I think Denver will put an end to their playoff slump. Tom Brady is a great quarterback, but I look for Denver to put some heat on him, and force him to make plays he doesn't want to make. I look for Denver to pound it down New England's throat with the run. Get ready to hear the names of Anderson and Bell all game. It's going to be a great game and I think it will come down to the wire. Denver wins.

Denver 31 New England 28

Pittsburgh at Indianapolis

I think the Steelers are in trouble here. Indianapolis comes out wanting to get an emotional win for their coach. I look for Indy to be very focused and well rested coming into this game. Manning will have a big day, and I look for Harrison to get at least 2 touchdowns. After Indy has taken a significant lead, they will begin to just grind it out with James. Could be a long day for Pittsburgh.

Indianapolis 42 Pittsburgh 10

Carolina at Chicago

I look for this game to be a low scoring game. The Bears defense will dominate the game, and may even put a TD up on the board. Steve Smith may have a couple big plays for Carolina, but I think the Bears defense is not going to give them enough time to get the ball down field. "Da Bears" fans will be pumped for their first home playoff game in a few years, and will give the Bears that extra edge. Bears move on.

Chicago 21 Carolina 10

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Do You Want To See Something Crazy?


What do you think about that? Can you believe it?










(click on picture to enlarge)

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Super Bowl Pool


I am setting up a Super Bowl square pool. It should be a lot of fun. It is a great way to keep the Super Bowl exciting for everyone. Even if the Super Bowl is a blow out, this will keep you interested. It is $10 per square to be involved and you have the chance to win big money. Who can beat that? You can buy as many squares as you would like, as long as there are squares left. As of right now, we have a lot of squares for sale.

Please look at the link below to see how this pool will be set up. There will be some differences, but our pool will be pretty much the same.
http://www.ehow.com/how_13677_set-super-bowl.html

If you would like some more details or you have any questions at all please contact me or just leave a comment on the blog.

The prizes will go like this...

1rst Quarter-$200
2nd Quarter-$200
3rd Quarter-$200
Final Score-$400

I look forward to having you join the pool. Tell your friends.

Monday, January 09, 2006

Football Predictions and News


Well, it appears I don't know that much about football. I went 2 for 4 with my Wild Card Weekend predictions. The NY Giants did not show up to play and got shut out. Washington pulled out the victory to move on in the playoffs to take on a tough Seattle team. New England looks ready to do battle with Denver, and Pittsburgh went in and got the win like I thought they would.
Even though I predicted the Steelers to win, I did want the Bengals to get the victory. I am a Denver Bronco fan, and really did not want to play New England. I think the Broncos can win, but I think it will be a very tough game. Cincnnati would have been an easier game, especially now that Carson Palmer is out with a torn MCL and ACL.

As for other football news. How about our great citizen Marcus Vick? Are you kidding me? This guy must think that because his older brother is Michael Vick that he can do whatever he wants. It is a shame. Here is a very talented athlete who is blowing it, because his ego is too big and his brain must be too small. Here is a suggestion Marcus. Put the guns away, keep your mouth shut, and just move on. We will see you on draft day when you go in the late rounds. Nobody cares about you.

Saturday, January 07, 2006

Wild Card Weekend



They're back! That is right the NFL playoffs are upon us. This one of my favorite times of the year in the world of sports. So sit back, grab yourself some buffalo wings or a bag of chips, and your beverage of choice and get ready for some football.

Here are my predictions for this weekend's games.

Washington at Tampa Bay
Any time you are playing at home you've a got a better shot. I think Tampa Bay is healthier right now, and that Clinton Portis is going to have a hard time running. I do see Brunell and Moss having a few big plays that will have them close, but in the end Tampa Bay will win.
Tampa Bay 24 Washington 17

Jacksonville at New England
The Patriots have looked very tough lately. Their team has peaked at the right time and looks to be rolling into the playoffs. Corey Dillon is rested, and the Patriots have too much playoff experience. Byron Leftwich will be returning, but I think he will be rusty, and the ankle may not hold up under the Patriots defense. I see a blowout.
New England 34 Jacksonville 10

Carolina at NY Giants
This game could be interesting. Carolina's Steve Smith has lit people up all year long, and the Giants don't have that great of pass defense. Tiki Barber has had the season of his life, and I don't see that stopping this week. The only thing that I am interested to see, is how Eli Manning holds up in his first playoff game. If he handles the pressure well, I think it will be close. I am giving the edge to New York only because they are at home.
NY Giants 27 Carolina 24

Pittsburgh at Cincinnati
To me this is the most exciting game of the weekend. Cincinnati playing in their first playoff game in ages should be jacked up and ready to play. I look for Chad Johnson and his golden teeth to make some big plays and Carson Palmer to throw for at least 250-300 yards. However, I think Pittsburgh is going to go in to Cincy and get the win. I look for the Steelers to play some tough nosed football. I think the running game of the Steelers will pound away at the Bengals, and Big Ben is going to lead his team on in the playoffs.
Pittsburgh 24 Cincinnati 21

Friday, January 06, 2006

Lou Rawls Has Died



Today is a sad day for me. Lou Rawls has died. http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=211388&GT1=7653

I can remember driving around in my mom's big white Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme as a little boy. I can still see the big black 8 track tape sticking out of the dashboard as the music of Lou Rawls surrounded me. I can still see my mom grooving to the music as she sung along.

As a boy I was introduced to a lot of great R&B/Soul artists, and Lou Rawls was at the top of the list. I can remember how rich and smooth his voice sounded, and how today I still love to listen to his music.

As the years go by and more the artists I grew up listening to leave us, it feels as though a part of my childhood goes with them.

Thanks for the tunes Lou.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Generic Question

Today I really can't think of much to write about today so I am going to pose a generic question that we have all talked about one time in our life.

So here it goes...



Imagine that you are to be placed on an island for one year. What 3 cd's would you take with you and why?

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Lazy Sunday


I am a huge fan of C.S. Lewis. Growing up I read the Chronicles of Narnia and I loved it. I remember how I was captivated by the first book-"The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe". I still have not seen the movie, but I plan on seeing it soon. I have heard great reviews about the movie.

However, with no disrespect to C.S. Lewis; I did want to post this clip. I am sure some people will not find it to be funny, but lighten up. This is from SNL and it kills me. Please watch it. I know you will enjoy it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=zLElfJ9YCh0

Peace, and I'm out.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Lamaze


La·maze ( P ) Pronunciation Key (l-mäz)adj.

Relating to or being a method of childbirth in which the expectant mother is prepared psychologically and physically to give birth without the use of drugs.



Tonight my wife and I start are lamaze class. It should be very interesting. I will keep you updated on anything interesting that might go on. I will be counting the number of guys who pass out after watching the delivery videos.

Saturday, December 31, 2005

Auld Lang Syne


Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and days of auld lang syne?
For auld lang syne, my dear,
for auld lang syne,
we'll take a cup of kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and days of auld lang syne?
And here's a hand, my trusty friend
And gie's a hand o' thine
We'll tak' a cup o' kindness yet
For auld lang syne



Happy New Year everyone!

Friday, December 30, 2005

It Must Be A Blonde Thing


This picture was taken at the Prefontaine Classic this year during the Women's 1500. Christin Worth stayed on her feet and went on to win the race. Don't tell me that "Blonde" jokes are not legit at times.

I am sorry, but that is funny.






(click picture to enlarge)

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Merry Christmas Everyone



1In those days Caesar Augustus issued a decree that a census should be taken of the entire Roman world. 2(This was the first census that took place while Quirinius was governor of Syria.) 3And everyone went to his own town to register.


4So Joseph also went up from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to Bethlehem the town of David, because he belonged to the house and line of David. 5He went there to register with Mary, who was pledged to be married to him and was expecting a child. 6While they were there, the time came for the baby to be born, 7and she gave birth to her firstborn, a son. She wrapped him in cloths and placed him in a manger, because there was no room for them in the inn.

8And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night. 9An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were terrified. 10But the angel said to them, "Do not be afraid. I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the people. 11Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is Christ the Lord. 12This will be a sign to you: You will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger."


13Suddenly a great company of the heavenly host appeared with the angel, praising God and saying, 14"Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace to men on whom his favor rests."


15When the angels had left them and gone into heaven, the shepherds said to one another, "Let's go to Bethlehem and see this thing that has happened, which the Lord has told us about."


16So they hurried off and found Mary and Joseph, and the baby, who was lying in the manger. 17When they had seen him, they spread the word concerning what had been told them about this child, 18and all who heard it were amazed at what the shepherds said to them. 19But Mary treasured up all these things and pondered them in her heart. 20The shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God for all the things they had heard and seen, which were just as they had been told.

Luke 2:1-20 (NIV)

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke+2:1-20

Friday, December 23, 2005

Office Christmas Party


Today is our office Christmas party. Christmas parties are funny things. I would like to hear about other Christmas party stories, so tell me yours. Go.

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

TV Shows


I have a few TV shows that I really like to watch. My wife and I have our schedule through the week. Usually Monday night we watch Prison Break. That show has been very good, and we are eagerly awaiting the new season starting in March. We love Survivor, American Idol, Nip/Tuck, The Apprentice, and a few others.

Last night was the season finale of Nip/Tuck. We have been waiting all season to find out who "The Carver" is. It was a great ending with a lot of big twists. Here is the moment that "The Carver" was unmasked. http://myspace.com/thecarver He had just attacked Dr. Sean and was about to do damage. It was intense. Come to find out, there were 2 people involved in the whole "Carver" identity.

One of my favorite TV moments of the year though comes from the show The Apprentice. If you don't watch the show, you should know that if a team wins a challenge they are given a reward. The men's team had won a day in the recording studio with Wyclef. Here is the clip. It is classic. If you don't laugh, you are not human.
http://www.tvgasm.com/archives/the_apprentice/001329.php

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

More Cowbell

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Monday, December 19, 2005

Highlights From My Weekend

This weekend was filled with a lot of Christmas shopping. The malls were crazy, with people running everywhere. It is always funny to watch the men in the malls. They just look like zombies walking around. They have this blank stare that is like no other. It makes me laugh. The weekend went by too quickly, but there were a few highlights. Here they are.

1. As my wife and I were exiting one of the malls and entering the car garage I noticed that there was a huge fight going on between some of the cars. It was 8 girls fighting, and 4 girls were beating the crap out of 4 smaller girls. Two girls had a girl down on the cement and were stomping her head into the cement while the other girl was beating her with a high heel shoe. I noticed everyone was just standing there, so I ran over into the middle of complete chaos. I threw the 2 girls off of the one that was getting her head stomped. I then ran over to help a girl who was being pulled down the cement by her hair. The girl pulled the extensions straight out of the girls head. It was out of control. The girls kept just attacking these girls as I am trying to pull them apart. The fight continued down the garage. Three of the girls had been maced and were bleeding.
The girls that had beaten the poo out of the other girls ran to their car and started to get away. Just then a security guard came down and got in front of the car as it was leaving. The girl bumped the guys leg as she tried to get away. She then backed up and sped away. The other girls just lay there crying and bleeding. It was a wild time.

2. My fantasy football team the Prague Tologists won their playoff game. I am now on to the semifinals, where I will play my step brother Brian. We will see how that game goes.

3. Time for the newest baby update...We are in week 28 and 89 days to go until the due date. Here is the latest development with the baby.

The baby has grown 1/2 inch in just 7 days. The baby's muscle tone is gradually improving. Its hands can grip with some strength now. By now, the baby's body is composed of 2-3 percent body fat.
The baby's growing steadily as it prepares for its grand entrance. This week the baby weighs almost 2 pounds and measures about 14.4 inches from the top of its head to the bottom of its feet. The baby is acting more like a newborn now, opening and closing its eyes, sleeping and waking at regular intervals, and maybe sucking a finger. The baby may also be hiccupping, which you can notice as little rhythmic sensations in the belly.

89 days and counting...I am pumped.

Friday, December 16, 2005

This Just In!

I just wanted to update everyone on an emergency news flash. This morning I went and looked in the mirror and I noticed something horrible. I HAVE 2 FRICKIN GREY CHEST HAIRS. I am ruined. I am old.

I will have something else to post soon, but I just needed to get that off of my chest. LITERALLY.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Who Will Be The Next Apprentice?

Rebecca
OR
Randal


That is the question?
What do you think?

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

He's No Costas or Cosell















You've got to see this. This is hilarious. I am sure this guy had aspirations of being on ESPN someday or FOX Sports, but I don't know if he is going to make it. This is horrible. It actually hurts.

Sports Announcer

(Make sure you wait for the commercial to end)

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Jim Rome


Jim Rome is one of my favorite talk show hosts. He knows a lot about sports and is super funny. I think he would be a great guy to hang out with and have a beer with. I have not been able to listen to his show for some time now because we can't pick it up out at our office. It really bums me out.

You either hate Jim Rome or you love him, but if you give him time he will grow on you. He is in your face, has some hilarious takes, and takes some abuse for his So. Cal flavor. For instance check this out...

http://www.frankcaliendo.com/foxsports/index.php?loadclip=week2
(wait for the clip, it is after the commercial)

Monday, December 12, 2005

Who Is The Carver?


Who is the Carver? This question has been bugging me for some time now, and I am growing impatient. For those of you that watch Nip/Tuck, you know exactly what I am talking about. For months now we have all been trying to figure out who this slasher is. Is it Christian? Is it Sean? Matt? Quentin?


I used to think it was Quentin, but I am not sold on that anymore. I think The Carver is Matt. Matt has been getting a little scary, and I think he has some severe anger built up. I could be wrong, but that is who my money is on.

Who do you think The Carver is? Why?

If you don't watch Nip/Tuck, you really should.

Friday, December 09, 2005

Can I Help You?

On August 27th of this year my great friend Chris got married. It was a great day. He and Amanda had a lovely wedding. Amanda looked beautiful and Chris looked smooth as usual. It was a great time of seeing old friends, telling and hearing great stories, having good beer and cigars, but most of all celebrating Chris and Amanda's wedding day. There were many great moments, but one really stands out.

On the day of the wedding a few of the groomsmen(Ben, Dan, and I) took Chris to get a few products we thought he may need for the evening. As we strolled the aisles trying not to draw a lot of attention to ourselves, we neared the needed products. Ben and Sife were kind of hanging back a few rows for some reason, but I was sticking by Hags at this important time. I mean, he was just about to invest in some fun products for his evening ahead. Just as we are entering the aisle we needed, the pharmacy clerk says, "Can I help you?" At the top of his lungs Chris responded, "Yeah, I am looking for some KY Jelly."

I swear that at that moment Target must have been dead silent, because Chris's voice literally echoed through the store. You could hear Sife and Ben start laughing. It was a great moment. Chris stood there looking at all of the enticing products just thinking about the fun he would have only hours from that moment. He looked like a kid in a candy shop. He gathered his products, we headed to the checkout, and we headed out.

It is a story that will be told for years to come.

Fellas, I know you are out there. Any additions to this story would be welcomed. Posted by Picasa

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Baby Countdown

Today is a big day. Today marks 100 days until our baby's due date. Brittany and I are expecting a baby on March 18, 2006. We are very excited and can hardly wait for that day to come.

I feel as though I should have been writing about how my baby is developing. There are amazing changes that are occurring every day. So I have decided to start a countdown giving brief descriptions of the baby's development. So here is a run down of what has gone on in the last couple days.

Over the next four days, brain activity will begin in the baby's visual and auditory systems. The sensory systems are developing the kind of connections with the brain that will be useful for interpreting input after birth. While the presence of brain wave activity indicates that the baby has encountered a light source or that the baby's ears have intercepted a sound message, no comprehension is possible yet. This system needs practice just like all of the others.
By this time, eyebrows and eyelashes are usually present. Over the next couple days, the baby's fingernails will become noticeable.

This is all too cool. I will keep everyone updated. It is 100 days and counting, and it could be earlier. I am pumped.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Christmas Music

Every year around this time my wife and I purchase a new Christmas album. We have not purchased an album this year and I am looking for some advice as to what album to get.

Right now at work I am listening to the Beach Boys Ultimate Christmas. The Beach Boys can always brighten your day.I would like to hear from everyone as to what Christmas album they suggest.Talk to me.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

It Is Cold Outside

Today I woke up and there was snow on the ground. This is the first time for St. Louis this year. I am not a big fan of snow, and I really don't like the cold. Right now I wish I was on the beach in St. Martin. Oh, how nice that would be.

Sometimes when life is really stressing me out, I close my eyes and go to the places that Brittany and I went on our honeymoon in St. Martin. The beaches, the restaurants, and the sunsets.

Calgon take me away.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

EA Sports NCAA Football 2006

This last weekend I finally purchased EA Sports NCAA Football 2006. The game is everything that I hoped it would be. It is by far one of the best sports games I have ever played. I started a franchise, and I have chosen to go with the Rutgers University. Don't ask me why, I was just up for the challenge.

If you are out there and you have this game, please write and tell me what your favorite aspects of the games are and what team you like to be. I am also always looking for other good games so if you know of some please let me know.

Sunday, October 09, 2005

Easy Like Sunday Morning

Today was a good day. It was a relaxing Sunday afternoon. Brittany and I went to church this morning. We had a guest worship leader. He did a great job. Pastor Jeff gave a great message once again. He is a very gifted leader and teacher.

After church we went out to a huge pumpkin patch and looked at pumpkins and some other fun stuff. Lots of cute little kids out there, and made me even more excited to be a dad here in few months.

After checking out the pumpkins we were off to lunch. We ate at Bahama Breeze. We had some calamari and split a Cuban sandwich. It was really good, but it jacked my stomach up.

From 3-6 pm I watch some NFL. The Broncos won again so that was a good thing and as of right now my fantasy football team is up by 21 points. I should win this week unless Carson Palmer has a huge game.

We just got back from a 3 mile walk. It was a good walk. The air is nice and crisp and it was good to get some exercise. I am off now to enjoy my last few hours of the day before I have to go to sleep. Then it is up and off to work again. Uugh.

Late.

Friday, October 07, 2005

I'm Back and Starting Out Slow

After being called out by my boy Hags I knew that I must return to my blog. I knew that I was letting people down. Every day I hear from people that they are upset with me because I have not posted anything for a long time. So I am starting up again. However, I have to take it slow or I feel as though I might pull something. So here it goes.

Tonight my wife and I ate Chinese food at a new Chinese restaurant. I had Kung Pao chicken and my wife had Sweet and Sour chicken. The food was excellent and I would encourage everyone to check it out. The name of the restaurant is Hunan King in Winghaven.

That is it for now. I can feel myself getting worn out. More to come later. I promise.

Tell all your friends, I am back.

Out.

Monday, August 22, 2005

Fueling Up

We all know that gas prices are out of control. We could all go on and on I am sure. However, let me tell you what really ticks me off. Not only are they getting a ton of my money at the pump now, but they are getting more than they should.

I have noticed that at least 3/4 of the places I fill up have a little scam going on and it really pisses me off. It is not a huge thing, but it adds up. It goes a little something like this.

I grab the pump and I begin to fuel. I watch the numbers, and before the gallons counter has even budged and before I have been given one drop of fuel, the price gauge already has me at about 5 to 7 cents. It is really starting to get to me.

Holla if you hear me.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Guess Who's Back

Yes, I'm back. Back again. Guess who's back? Tell a friend.

I am sorry it has been so long since I have written anything. My life has been crazy. Work is very busy, but that is a good thing. When I get home I don't really feel like getting near a computer.

I just wanted to let everyone know all is well. Brittany is doing well. She is in her 8th week of pregnancy. Our due date is March 18, which is very cool because that is my birthday.

My boy Hags gets married in two weeks, so I am pumped for that. It is going to be a good time in Des Moines.

Well, that is it for now. I will talk to you all later.
I will be looking for all of you in the comment section. I need some inspirtation. Give me some requests on what you'd like to hear from me and I will write about it.

Out.

Saturday, July 30, 2005

Buffalo WIngs

I love buffalo wings and I have really been craving them lately. One of the things on my agenda today is to go somewhere and get some really good wings. I like my wings really hot. I am a ranch guy as well. Keep that nasty blue cheese away from me.

What do you all like with your wings? Ranch? Blue Cheese? Nothing?
Do you like them really spicy or just mild?

All I know is that I am eating some wings today. Gotta have them.

Out.

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Boo

My friend Boo came to visit us today. Boo lives in Colorado Springs, Colorado now and is a teacher. Boo used to play bass in my worship band back in Minneapolis. He is a great guy and I have not seen him in a couple years.

We had some mexicxan food that my wife made, along with some margaritas. They were good. We talked about life, and thought about old times. It was a great day.

Here is to good friends.

Monday, July 18, 2005

Trip To France

Today one of the guys in my office was talking about what he would do if he knew the world was about to end. His answer reminded me of a story.

I had just graduated from high school. My mom being the very nice person she is had given me a trip to France for 3 weeks as a gift. A few people from my high school and some other students from a local high school were going on the trip as well. This was my first experience with traveling over seas, so I was a little nervous.

Don't get me wrong, I love traveling, but anytime you are in the air that long, and over that much water, your mind can play tricks on you. The plane was huge. People all around me were discussing the fun things they were going to do once they got to Paris. The air was full of excitement. That is when I decided to break the ice with the girl sitting next to me.

Her name was Jamie, and she had just graduated from high school. She was a very pretty , and I was very glad she was sitting next to me. The plane turned and readied itself for takeoff. That is when I spoke.

I turned to Jamie who was sitting on my left and said, "Jamie, I know you don't know me, but that doesn't matter. I need to tell you something. We are going to be in the air for a long time, and we are going to be over a lot of water. If at anytime the pilot comes on and says we are going down or we need to make an emergency landing, YOU AND ME ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX BECAUSE I AM NOT GOING OUT LIKE A SUCKER."

She looked at me like she was scared out of her mind. She did not say a word. The plane blasted down the run and took off. As soon as the plane signal came on that it was alright to move, Jamie got up and moved. She never returned to her seat. Not once.

Was I smooth or what?

Thursday, June 30, 2005

Good Times Ahead

Well, I just got back from losing another softball game. Our team is pretty poor. Somehow we find a way to lose every game. It is quite amazing.

Well enough of that. I have a lot to look forward to. I actually have Friday off, and my wife and I are going on vacation to celebrate our anniversary that was June 14. It will be a nice 4 day weekend. Relaxation, here I come.

After we get back, I have some other great stuff happening in my life. Brittany's mom, and one of her sisters are coming to visit us for a couple days. It will be a great time. We don't get to see Brittany's family often, so it is always a real treat to see them and spend time with them. I am really blessed to have married into their family.

The day Brittany's mom and sis leave, Brittany's other sister Echo is coming to visit. Echo's husband Brian will also be coming. Brian is a great guy. Him and I have a lot of fun together. We are a lot alike, and also can talk about how life is being married to a Mellott girl. Brian will be playing in a golf tournament with me, so that will be fun.

That brings me to more fun news. My sister and her husband will also be coming down to hang in St. Louis the same weekend. Javier and Stephanie are great and miss them. They live in Iowa so it will be great to see them as well. My sister Stephanie is the bomb, and she married a stud in Javier. Javier will also being playing in the tournament with us.

Last, but not least my boy Hags will also be joining us here in St. Louis for the tournament. Enough can not be said about my boy Hags. He is the man, and I miss hanging with him. Chris is actually getting married in August to a wonderful girl, her name is Amanda. Hags will be rounding out our foursome for the tourney, and is also our strongest player.

If you are wondering what tournament, I am glad you asked. This will be the 2nd annual Gregg Enderle Memorial. My step brother Gregg died a few years back of a heart attack at a very young age. His brother have started up this golf tournament that raises money for the American Heart Association. It was a great tourney this year, and looks to be far better this year. The tournament is July 9th. If you would like to play in it or donate to the foundation, please let me know as soon as possible. It would be great to have you play or have you donate.

Well, that is it for now. I have to go pack. I am very excited about my next week and a half.
Later.

Monday, June 27, 2005

Today Was A Pretty Good Day

Today was a pretty good day. Work went fairly well. One of our customers is probably going to be giving us a ton of business before the holiday, so things will probably be crazy this week. Today while I was at work I got to watch my friends discuss how they believe Billy Graham has some whacked theology, and how one of my friends will no longer give his ministry anymore money because Graham said he was a democrat. I have never seen the quotes, so I can't comment on it myself, but I would be disappointed to find out Billy was a democrat.

After work I grilled some steaks, and I must admit tonight was one of my better efforts. They were very good. My wife and I then discussed our plans for this weekend, and what we would like to do. We will be in the Ozarks this weekend at the Tantara resort. We are very excited. We have never been there before, and we have heard great things. We shall see.

That is it for now. I only have an hour or so before bed, so I am going to read. Have a good night everyone.

Saturday, June 25, 2005

HOT!

It is so hot outside. You walk outside for two seconds and you are sweating. The humidity in St. Louis is out of control. I'm going to sit by my pool now. I need a cold beer.

Later.

Friday, June 24, 2005

Still Alive

Some people have been asking if I am still alive because I have not posted anything for some time. I am still alive. Everyone can now quit being so worried.

Word to all my peeps.

Monday, June 20, 2005

Attention Ladies!

Attention ladies! You may be able to fool us guys, but you can't fool everyone. Shame on you for even trying. Check this article out.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/06/20/fertility.orgasm.reut/index.html

You really wouldn't fake, would you?

Friday, June 17, 2005

Iowa Hawkeye Recruit

This kid is an Iowa Hawkeye Recruit. He is a junior in high school. Right now his first choice is the Iowa Hawkeyes. He plays safety, weighs 203 lbs, stands 5'11, and was clocked at 4.5 in the 40. Look out for the Iowa Hawkeyes.

This info comes to me from my friend Sife. He is a Hawk fanatic.

Iowa Hawkeye Recruit Posted by Hello

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Would You Rather #2

Would you rather have the ability to fly or the ability to be invisible?

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Would You Rather

Would you rather have your body covered in scales or have your body covered in fur?

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Anniversary #2

Today is my second anniversary. I remember two years ago watching my wife come down the aisle. She was beautiful. It has been a great year. We have both learned a lot about each other, and ourselves. Brittany is more beautiful to me than she was two years ago. Her smile and laugh makes me smile. Her laugh gives me energy and reminds me to not be so serious all the time. Her eyes still melt me. She is my melody and my harmony, all in one.

I love my wife.

Monday, June 13, 2005

Verdict

Michael Jackson was cleared on all counts. What do you all think? Was this a fair decision? Give me your takes.

Michael Jackson Verdict

The Michael Jackson verdict will be read 3:30 pm CST. Give me your call. Guilty or Not Guilty?

GO!

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Toys

The other day in my office we were discussing some of the great toys we had a children. This made me wonder what other favorite toys were out there. Here are my top 5. They are not in any order.

1. Super Jock http://www.bigredtoybox.com/cgi-bin/toynfo.pl?jockindex
2. Roger Staubach Quarterback Machine
3. Rock'em Sock'em robots http://www.playthingspast.com/mtrocsocrobo.html
4. Stars Wars (my ships, action figures, Death Star...)
5. Electric Football http://shop.store.yahoo.com/dmart2/nflelfootbym.html

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Safe Drivers

On May 27 I had a post titled "Who Are The Worst Drivers". In that post I commented on how people were always dogging me because I am from Iowa, and talking about how bad Iowa drivers are.

Here in just another article proving everyone wrong. The Iowa driving jokes can stop now.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/06/07/safe.driving.ap/index.html

2 in the top 10. Not too bad.

One Of Many Reasons

Here is a horrible story. This story is an example of one of the many reasons why my children would never attend a day care.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/06/07/van.death.ap/index.html

Monday, June 06, 2005

Is This A Great Country Or What?

It doesn't get any better than this: Jessie Jackson has added former Chicago Democrat congressman Mel Reynolds to Rainbow/PUSH Coalition's payroll. Reynolds was among the 176 criminals excused in President Clinton's last-minute forgiveness spree. Reynolds received a commutation of his six-and-a-half-year federal sentence for 15 convictions of wire fraud, bank fraud and lies to the Federal Election Commission. He is more notorious, however, for concurrently serving five years for sleeping with an underage campaign volunteer. This is a first in American politics: An ex-congressman who had sex with a subordinate .. won clemency from a president who had sex with a subordinate... then was hired by a clergyman who had sex with a subordinate. His new job? Youth counselor. IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?

Saturday, June 04, 2005

Just Got Back

I just got back from golfing, and let me tell you how good it feels to be in the air conditioning. It is a hot one today. I shot a 98. Not great, but not too bad. At least I am getting better. It was a nice looking course.

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Luna Bar

I have a question. I eat a lot of Luna Bars for breakfast. Now a Luna Bar is what they call a "Whole Nutrition Bar for Women". Do you think this is doing something crazy to my body? Is my chest going to start growing or something? What does this all really mean?

Talk to me.

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Great Advice

I am approaching my 2nd wedding anniversary on June 14th. Being married is a great thing, especially if you are married to a woman as great as my wife. Marriage is something you really have to work at, but it is a great thing.

I love the advice that this old couple gives. Check out this story. This is what I call "living life together". Awesome.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050601/ap_on_fe_st/britain_record_marriage_1